1. A man marries twenty women in his village but isn't charged with polygamy.
Ans: He's a priest -- he's marrying them to other people, not to himself.
2. A man walks into a room, shoots, and kills himself.
Ans: The man walks into a casino and goes to the craps table. He bets all the money he owns, shoots craps, and loses. Now flat broke, he becomes despondent and commits suicide.
Ans: He's a priest -- he's marrying them to other people, not to himself.
2. A man walks into a room, shoots, and kills himself.
Ans: The man walks into a casino and goes to the craps table. He bets all the money he owns, shoots craps, and loses. Now flat broke, he becomes despondent and commits suicide.
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